at my school there’s an english teacher and an american teacher and they always glare at each other and when they pass each other in the hallway the american teacher will say ‘good show governor’ or something and the english teacher will say ‘god bless the land of the free’ and both in terrible accents and like the whole school ships it
when i first read this i thought to myself, what school teaches american as a subject?
Sousuke: *CRYING IN THE SHOWER*
ED: Hey future fish!
Opening of the year
oH MY GOD YOU DO NOT KNOW HOW MUCH I WANTED THIS
/bRB cRYING iN HEAVEn
SERIOUSLY? THIS PUMPS ME UP MORE THAN THE ORIGINAL
OH MY GOD I COULD RIP A WHALE IN HALF. A BLUE WHALE